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DOPING: PROBATE AND FREEDOM? (III)


cross the threshold of the door, humming a popular song. With one of those cocky and carefree gestures necessarily saw in an American movie and now you say it, throw the keys in the ashtray on the coffee table. I congratulate you on your marksmanship while grooming you pass in front of the mirror hall. Frowns while sharpening the pupils to ensure that marks when the cuckoo clock on the wall. De puta madre. Shuffling like a dying man walking towards the light, you stand in the kitchen. Once there, you rub your chin, tall, hieratic like one of those Egyptian figures, pretending to think you think. We deeply regret for having given to easy cooking shows the same attention as the cows in the field provided him the passage of trains. None. You convince yourself that actions speak louder ... and hunger-shore cooking with resignation as an altar boy, has not yet begun to believe you Adriá when you bury your head in the sink. One of these stunning axes kiss the cold steel kitchen sink. You go in a hurry, as if he wanted to wake up to what is clearly just recently completed a butcher. All of it is soaked in blood. Swallow saliva while you assault the mind with evil goblin news of the newspaper three days - or four? - alerting the public of the leak of the Chupacabras, macabre nickname with the lemon press dubbed one of the most wanted murderers of our small country. Not content to enjoy an Honoris Causa in the black arts of killing, you know Learned in this barter, changing bodies and weapons wherever the legend puts Vlad Tepes the Impaler: Romania. Without going into reasons, you look at each of the rooms without finding a trace of life, except the cat-Whistler would be able to attend a Hiroshima no one raised an eyebrow. It makes you a sailor's knot in the throat. Assuming that the Ed Gein of the Betic inn at home has made taking the odd souvenir viscera as a scarlet, open the refrigerator for a bottle of water to moisten the lips and warm the spirits. In your perverse imagination by almudes hosts fall. By the water there is a huge bright blue tupperware with a little sign that sounds like armistice: "We went to town. Here chicken livers in sauce and top wings. Put the dishwasher. "

Suddenly, all the dense nebula musings of Elm Street is condensed into four small drops of dew. We went from abstract to concrete, the ethereal to the tangible. Welcome to The Barber of Willie, a specialist in cutting and shaving the old fashioned way with the famous Ockham's Razor. Namely, does not explain what else you can explain at least. Or what is the same, put your rooms double bet on the table when two theories on simple equal splitting the face, staying with the most simple.

Alberto Contador, in its second rest day, he decides to play leapfrog team protocol. Do not eat meat on days of rest since they do not burn, but from Irun bring you a delicious meat that can not let the worms. Never mind that the next day to do more than touch cycling mountain climber having to climb the Tourmalet Almighty. Husks. Such is the obsession that filetón I have to prepare the team bus as the hotel's chefs can not. Good old Vinokourov is complaining because he had to eat meat "bad." Contador, meanwhile, it sticks the feast two days off with the fillet to "not waste a meat so good" that have brought specially from a supermarket in Irun, incidentally, no one remembers. So much so that Paco Olalla, who was chef of Astana for the Tour at the request of Contador, he made custom steak José Luis López Cerrón, current organizer of the Tour of Castilla and León, because this "would come to the Tour '. However, that neither Olalla not know where Cerrón is the damn store. At this point in the film, it should go into advertising after poll that asked: Are we as dumb as they seem? Or do Cerrón Olalla and are too smart?

And it turns out that when you throw arrows at the sky never know where you fall. Thus, the English Association of Meat recalled that the use of clenbuterol is banned in Spain. However, there have been in contact with scientific experts in toxicology to measure the real possibility that meat consumption could cause a positive clenbuterol. The Inter-Organization of Indigenous Beef Quality, meanwhile, said that "The English beef sector is one of the most controlled, sanitized and regulated around the world." Okay, everyone talks about the show as he goes in it. Perhaps not all so cottony and sell us to spray and pray the associations involved, but they should consider more the words of the Coordinator of Organizations of Farmers and Ranchers, who recalled what Contador, Olalla and may not want or Cerrón should know. And it pointed out how the tracking system can follow the route she has taken the meat from the place of birth to the quartering of the animal, passing by the place of bait. Some data the same butcher should persist even after the sale of meat. That is the mother of the lamb! O calf, in this case. This is what happens when a crime after the gun is pulled river. Not everything is there. For some are ballistic reports, and from there to pull the ball of thread Ariadne. The same dog different collar. Why not racking the bowels of the happy memory for the supermarket in order to save his ass to her seraph? Could it be they do not want to point out from where the delicious meat?

The seed of discord, the fact germ, the seed of all this movie is not nothing but positive for clenbuterol in infinitesimal doses. Bang, bang. Knife around here knife there. Off beards. Positive. Plain and simple. Pedro Manonelles, secretary general of the Federation of Sports Medicine said the positive for clenbuterol does not depend on the amount of substance found, but they find or not the compound is in the proportion that is. In fact, the same laboratory in Cologne found in a sample of hurdler Josephine Onya clenbuterol fewer than that found in Alberto Contador. And no one is up in arms. Two-year ban. Much is said about the presumption of innocence of the rider, as if he were under the halogen light one of those slums where a policeman with a mustache pompous bellowing in your face to get you the statement he wants. On one side are the universal laws and other internal regulations. At the time an athlete signs the report prior to the completion of the doping test, expressly acknowledges that any substance that can be found in the control is solely your responsibility. On the other hand, it also speaks of the fact of the amount found in little or no relation to yield performance in athletes. As defined by the IOC doping is "the use of an artisan (substance or method) potentially dangerous to athletes' health and / or able to improve performance, or the presence in the body of the athlete of a substance or application test a method that appears on a list attached to the Olympic Movement Anti-Doping Code. " He does not speak only of increased performance, but also refers to the danger of the substance. Y / o. Two days ago it issued the penalty of six months has been imposed on the world champion and Olympic 100-meter dash, Shelly-Ann Fraser, a positive for oxycodone, a painkiller that was to take the Jamaican sprinter to calm suffering severe toothache. Doping not only embodies the improved performance, but in Spain, the media do not know what else to put his bare hands on the stake in another act of devotion to the profession in order to save her beloved bicycle, as if the doping is not with us. Already live with Alberto Garcia and Paquillo.

Among the panoply of weapons taking out of storage walk advocates counter is also the fact that before, during and after he was subjected to doping tests were negative. Since you do not know if the reasoning is simply misleading or if deception has become the only reason. Former cyclist Kohl acknowledged that a hundred tests that he underwent taking doping substances in his body, only one was caught. In other words, ninety-nine times passed through the eye of the needle without touching the metal. It is no coincidence that the same dude that controls Kohl scare athletes. This is what happens when the mouse is faster than the cat. And more. The British sprinter Dwain Chambers admitted taking a cocktail of drugs over three hundred a year. "In October, substances consumed 21 times. Not only was using THG, EPO and HGH, but testosterone to help with sleep and reduce cholesterol. I also inject insulin, three units at the bottom of my stomach after a weightlifting session. " Exactly the same program conducted by Marion Jones and her then partner, Tim Montgomery, they all followed the doping programs of Victor Conte. Without going any further, Marion Jones were never to hunt in a doping control. She blame themselves in 2007.

However, it should assess the same doping feet on the floor without falling into traps intellectual thinking that four shots give you the crown of laurels for pure magic. Such was the frustration of Chambers, who kicked like mad horse to see that the years spent without lowering his personal best by more than one tenth using either a drug substance. Nothing to do with the good of Marion. In an interview on the Oprah Winfrey came to declare: "From time to time, I relive in my mind the competition in Sydney and I wonder if he would have won clean ... and I usually answer yes. I still think he would have won. Nothing was essentially different. I felt strong, I felt powerful, as I have always felt. Since childhood, I was aware that he had something nobody else had. " It is pure narcissism. Are the numbers: high school student who has run the fastest 200-meter dash in the history of athletics, a brand among the world top twenty and fifteen years, chosen as a reserve for Barcelona 92 \u200b\u200bwith sixteen years ... That's all. Of course I had something that nobody else had: he was born with a winning ticket in the genetic lottery. The rest ... God only knows what he weighs!

So, back to the counter case, surely won the Tour clean as a whistle, but the case has tested positive. But perhaps not the most ideal place sucks Dominie as laboratories to conduct tests as they have done a lot of local media, but to begin to change the approach to the problem. The Italian anti-doping prosecutor has considered this week to legalize doping. "I'm not the only one saying it. Lately, all the cyclists I've interviewed have said that everyone is doped. The more I'm involved in this, the more I'm amazed at the spread of doping, "he said, beating his chest. And it exists in elite sport a sort of samurai code of silence to athletes protectionism based on an almost military. Something like chops at school: in the exam, most are copying, but there is always that small compact among men by which no one will cover the nakedness of their game, accusing the rest of the class to copy its examination patience of a monk scribe. Protectionism is evident in the speed also the case of BALCO. Each of the looks that athletes in the run crossed the starting gun locked up the silent complicity recalling that all go in the same boat. Kelly White said with time they all knew what level of doping was broadcast during those glorious years.

It may be true what he says Alberto Contador about system failures. Logical. The system itself confuses reality with the desire to pose as the first premise that only a small proportion of elite athletes facing doping. And from there, to begin the barrage. However, athletes continue to move underground like moles charting their own paths as farmers lament IOC from the top of the cornfield to see how small mammals come to the surface to take the fruits of Glory underground. Maybe things will change unless we think about the Roman circus ring with a doping programs assisted in the fillets pork or public water bottles were not weapons of crime, but simply what they are: obscene farthings with which weather the painful hunt raised by those who, without a job or benefit, without relatives or assigns, pass the sickle of hypocrisy in order to plant a forest where no tree is higher than another. Meanwhile, doping will remain natural, as the black stripes on the tiger.

Coda: those who put their hand in the fire for an athlete based on the number of doping controls what happens, could be found in the documentary follows the disappointment of the child who discovers that the Kings are parents. Particularly instructive from 4:45 minutes.

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